Country girls are purdy, and country girls ain't dumb they don't wanna get a beer with you, they're just looking for some fun I got what you want babe, I'm not like the other guys Just hop into my flatbed truck, and I'll take you for a ride I'm a not for profit, prostitute, just doing it cuz i want to yeah Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should You can find me on the street, girl, in my jeans and cowboy boots and if the cops ask what i'm doing, i just tell them the truth I say I believe in freedom and the land of the free so girls come to me and there ain't no fee, i give them some of that American dream I'm a not for profit, prostitute, just doing it cuz i want to yeah Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should Come on baby i'm a 501c3 That's tax-deductible sweet whoopie I'm a not for profit, prostitute, just doing it cuz i want to yeah Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should I'm a not for profit, prostitute, just doing it cuz i want to yeah Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should Givin it up for the common good, givin it up like a good man should

I used to dream I’d be an astronaut Fly up high to the deep space spot Collect samples up on Mars Get up close to them shootin’ stars I used to dream I’d be the president Start a war, run the government “Hail to the chief” wherever I’d go Eatin free lunches in the Oval O. But there’s more to life than dreaming big dreams There’s hot summer nights and warm bowls of cream There’s little shiny things you can’t help but touch There’s a cool leather seat and your paw on the clutch There’s a half-dead mouse on the lawn Blink your eyes and the moment will be gone You live for now you don’t live for then You get nine lives you don’t get ten You can curl up in a young girl’s lap You can have yourself a little human cat nap I used to dream of normal life A job, a house, kids and wife You can try to be something you ain't Or you can live on the street and savor each day Cuz there’s more to life than dreaming big dreams There’s hot summer nights and warm bowls of cream You can use your claws to climb up walls You can clean yourself by licking your nuts There’s a half-dead mouse on the lawn Blink your eyes and the moment will be gone I’m a cat born in a human’s body I know I'm meant to be a cat to somebody I’m a human cat in Tennessee If you want a human cat please call me

Well I was drinking Bud Light on the hood of my Ford Sand between my toes Good summer fun just me and my brothers And you know how that goes Now I'm a grown man, been 'round the block I seen a thing or two But when you stepped outta the water that day I didn't know what to do You took me by surprise I don't understand but I'll damned well try Hey you, what's the story What're those things on your chest for Your stuff's different from my stuff And it's hard to ignore I never seen a creature like you before When you got two dads and you live in the desert You learn to get real wild Learn how to change tires, how to fire a gun How to clone a human child I thought I was a wiz But they tell me you're a woman and i don't know what that is Hey you, what's the story What're those things on your chest for You got two legs and a human face But there should be something more... I never seen a creature like you before [It's the year 2319 We all lost the war with the big machines They keep the sexes separate just to keep us in line] But I'm trying to fight that sad look in your eyes Hey you, what's the story What're those things on your chest for You got two legs and a human face But there should be something more Hey you, what's the story Whatever happened to God's glory Your stuff's different from my stuff But it's hard to ignore Honey, I never seen a creature like you before

Drivin' down the road with a beer in my hand Got them highway blues So I pull off at Exit 12 Just trying to eat some food Nothing special but it does me right Can't wait to see the parking lots And pretty lights You can keep your fancy stores and restaurants 'Cause the rest stop's got everything I need Dinner, a shitter, and a dozen TVs Girl at the Starbucks to fix me a drink Man with a broom to clean up my stink Fancy folks like their clubs and pop-up shops Me? I like a rest stop Doors slide open and I stroll in I might as well be home Blonde at the BK shoots me a grin She's seen me here before Burger and fries 'neath the heat lamp's glow Takes away my worries And my country woes When life gets rough, I know where I can cool my heels Now sometimes life can be unfair Your store closes down The President don't care Just fill up your flask Rev up your truck and drive Meet me by the Roy Rogers sign 'Cause the rest stop's got everything I need Dinner, a shitter, and a dozen TVs Girl at the Starbucks to fix me a drink Man with a broom to clean up my stink Fancy folks like their clubs and pop-up shops You can keep your Le Pain Quotidien and your mom-and-pops Me? I like a rest stop